Step 2: Make sure she laughs at whatever you say
Step 3: Besides being cute, make sure she's witty as well
Once you have selected the girl, start on your winning-her-heart process!
Step 4: Write a very sweet poem to knock her over
Make sure she pins it up on her noticeboard so that she sees it everyday and is reminded of you(r sweetness)
Don't forget to accompany your poem with sweets and chocolates!
Once you have knocked her over, it's time to seal the deal -
Step 5: Write a song to declare your love for her
Step 6: Find the cutest teddy bear in the world
Step 7: Perform the song for her (even if you can't sing, the effort shows)
Step 8: Give her the bear + a nice card if possible
Step 9: Success :D
Step 10: Write a blog entry about it and spam disgustingly in-love photos to further disgust your friends
Oh, include a few retarded photos as well.
The End~
